hangat!

satu petang yg hening,kami berbual suami isteri dan termasukla topik poligami.kata suami,isu ini dah meleret2.yg tak mampu pon sibuk nk tambah cawangan.saya diam saja.dia sambung lagi,isteri solehah kena benarkan suami berpoligami.saya menyampuk,"saya ni tak berapa nak solehah."..terhambur ketawa dari mulut suami saya..sambil dia mengetuk (ala2 manja bukan niat menghentam ok) kepala saya dan seraya mulutnya berkata "hang ni..pandai auta"

cuba fikirkan: dalam sirah nabawiyah,khadijah r.a tidak pernah dimadukan.begitu juga dgn fatimah ra.mengapa?yg peliknya tadak plak org agama kaji dan diskas benda ni.yg dok nampak bab poligami baginda dan sahabat2.masalahnya,org2 awam ramai yg tak mampu berpoligami mengambil kesempatan di atas melatahnya org agama dalam isu ini utk tambah cawangan.akhirnya akhirat ntah ke mana dunia pon kemana.israel dah boleh buat hidung utk berkomunikasi.korea utara dah boleh main world cup.kita dok hasil anak2 tak kualiti?renungkanlah

suka makan kambing

dah 2 hari berturut2 suami aku membaham kambing dalam pelbagai rupa masakan. semalam dia makan sup kambing kat Saba' kedai arab tu.hari ni dia makan sup kambing kedai mamak plak.siap dgn teh halia lagi.walhasilnya : perut die ada angin taufan tornado puting beliung juga.duduk tak senang.disuruhnya aku urut.aku plak sapukan pati halia faveret aku tu kat die..haa baru lepas bebas angin tu.lepas tu pening kepala la,pedih ulu hati la.tak pasal2 aku dah urut dia aku plak yg angin perut lepas tu.apala.tu la cakap istri takmo dengar.mungkin esok lusa abang boleh mengembek plak.

kisah cendawan

sedang aku memasak,tiba2 dari tingkap dapurku nampak benda2 putih di halaman belakang rumahku.aikk?sejak bila plak fungus bernama cendawan ni membiak plak.itulah padahnya jarang keluar ke belakang.tak kuasa aku dengan ramai pak2 indon tengah renovate rumah jiran sebelah nih.biarkan aja.aku pon tatau kunci mana satu.haha.

aku pon cube membuat lawak bodo dgn suami aku.aku tanya dia "abang nk makan cendawan tak?" dia jawab "eh?cendawan.bila masa plak abang beli."haah..jerat mengena."mai la sini sat..tengok ."sambil aku menuding jari pada cendawan tak bersalah tu.suamiku menjawab "itu kalau makan berbuih2 mulut."sambil die kembali tengok tv yg ntah apa2 citernya die melaung "nantila abang racun balik!"

hehe..seni seorang istri..harith hamzah kene suh bakal zaujah blaja ok

oven

tetiba husband aku cakap teringin nk aku buat cheese cake & cookies macam kat mesir.aku dgn selambanya jawab.."nak bakar kat mana?unggun api ke bang" sabar je la. ada harapan ke nk belikan aku oven?

strike

i made nasi lemak yesterday.plus a fried talapia.however, i fall asleep after watching criminal minds.means that i didnt stored all the foods left, in a fridge.and my husband didnt help me doing that either.and today : hunger strike (no cook).shared responsibility must be learned and im not a maid either.lets taking care of our home together.

nasi lemak (rice in coconut milk with anchovies in sambal,boiled eggs,roasted peanut & cucumber)

cakap cakap

pak mertua aku cakap
"lagi 4-5 bulan lagi,nafeesah (anakku yg baby tu) jadi kakakla".

mak mertua aku plak cakap
"umur nafeesah setahun dapat adik lagi la"

aku plak cakap
"no no no no.not yet."

husband aku plak cakap:
tak cakap apa2 tersengih aja ---?apakah maknanya?

describe me

ok.his pic wit face mask is too horrible & gory..yikes!i put this normal pic instead

i asked my husband on phone
"how will you described me?"
(this is what happened when you away for almost 10 days,dear. im getting crazy)
"cold,psycho,confident & full of revenge...ermm sweety too!"
that's fitted the profile of bipolar disorder psycho killer my hun! are you imagining me as dr hannibal lecter the cannibal of what?

outstation

it is tiring when your husband is often outstation for business purposes.in a month, a total 8-12 days he spent in a business outing which is primarily in penang.since the vessel & all the cargo loads arrived in penang port so , he had to settle all the customs' clearance there.

ok.i might sound selfish.but i just couldnt ignore how i felt about this.before,we survived long-distance marriage which made us spent 'bearable' separation for 13 months.im telling you,it was so hard and i will never do it again .he hinted about he wanted to strengthen his business in egypt. thats mean stay there for a year or two.fortunately he wants to bring all of us.but still in vague about that.and he'll be in egypt soon.not sure when.and that could take up to a month.

i might say that im used to this situation but deep inside , my wifey & ummi instinct, it is just too hard. sometimes being apart make the hearts grow fonder.but doing it in a relatively often make your heart grow colder.

oo allah helps me!

baiti jannati

i put this on my FB status :

Nour El Nageeb personally thinks that : a home with small kids
, it is just normal to have some hint of existence of this small
creatures (read:scattered toys,smacking puree,wall graffiti with
alphabet) as long as it is part of us teaching them about cleanliness.
note:grammatical disorder might be traced.beware for those who are perfectionist

i just want to share with the readers some insights on my living (ceh..budget celeb ke?)enjoy.

simple & nothing- grand living room.eyes can be deceiving.there were something lied on the floor.

supposed a notice section.thats mom's day card handmade by both my girls.and congrats card and reception card from che nubb.oo yeah that basket is for my husband.so that he can easily dump all his things there without scattering all over the place.

nusaibah in my little-not-so-secret garden which all the plants are on the pots.well,neu haus will see great landscape

my kids enjoying their times!

hopefully.no paparazzi will haunt us!!lol!kiddink

HEART is definitely not a HATE

one fine weekend almost finished morning (yeah.i slept from 8-11am) i opened my eyes and my deary husband, asked me "why you hate me?". And me, still confused after my soul just got back to the body replied "what hate?i dont understand"."You wrote it as your YM status."he said.(ok.he onlined downstairs.and sometimes we communicate using YM.i just too plain lazy to go downstairs.)

After few seconds of connecting what he said and the facts,the truth just popped in."Ohh that status. it is 'heart',abang.not HATE." And i demonstrated it with my hands , by doing the heart thing (refer to the above picca)."read carefully ok!".He smiled.

how to lose weight

salam 2 all (ikut gaya YB zul nordin)

ramai tanya camna i lost 11kg in 4 months.ok mari saya dedahkan rahsianya (skali bunyik macam iklan kuruslan badan plak).utk pengetahuan, jika ada tertulis nama2 brand apa2 ke,saya bukannya pengedar or buat bisnes ke,saya guna utk diri sendiri.lets see how i done it:

MOTIVASI --->
ini paling pnting.motivasi saya : MUSTI KELIHATAN DA BOMB & LEBIH MUDA dr suami tercinta.supaya die tak bley nk complain & ada any cita2 menggatal k!

CONTROL MAKAN --->
Bermujahadah!saya amik heavy meal once a day.so the other 2 heavy meal i replaced dgn protein shake.i consumed herbalife F1 saja with 250ml soy milk or low fat milk.you can choose which meal yg nk makan seperti biasa.For normal meal tu,sebolehnya kurangkan karbo.nasik tu skit2kan.banyakkan kudapan.selang dua jam musti sy amik segenggam nestle fit.saya banyakkan mkan sayur.selain itu,minum kopi radix bley contorl rasa lapar.cube try minum ptg dgn kopi radix jek.

MINUM AIR KOSONG BANYAK2
serius.rasanya adalah 3 l sehari.bila lapo jek minum air.

EXERCISE
takde la mana exercise sangat pon.buat keje2 rumah + dukung bb yg merap je dah banyak kalori terbakar tu.besides,sy nursing my baby.since sy tgh siapkan tesis , sy part time ngaja di U**.sibuk la jugak.agaknya otak ni consume banyak kalori kot.

CATATKAN TARGET PEMAKANAN ANDA
sangat penting.satu kajian dari barat menyatakan org yg ingin diet , apabila menulis kdr pemakanan dan kalori yg diambil hilang lebih banyak berat badan.serius.kalo kita tulis kita akan lebih berdisiplin.so kene tau bape kalori makanan.sila baca kat info nutritionnya,bape kalori.

KALORI AMBIL MESTI SAMA DGN KALORI KELUAR
this is how to calculate ur calories burning.

Energy balance=calories from food - (BMR+exercise+any activities besides sleep)

how to calculate:

BMR for female= 655+(9.6 x weight in Kg)+(1.8 x height in cm) - (4.7 x age in years)

example to calculate : 1500kcal from food - (1500+700kcal burnt from exercise)
Energy balance= -700 energy balance.

That's the amount of calories u lost.

SAPU PATI HALIA & PAKAI CORSET TIAP HARI
amalan saya dr lepas bersalin bulan 10 ritu sampai rini.logiknya ada juga : pati hali expel angin.ye la perut org melayu kalo x dapat nasi mulalah angin.so before pening,pedih perut,marilah melumur pati halis pagi & malam.korset tuh juga penting.jika kita baca cara rasulullah saw mengikat perutnya dgn batu ketika lapar,inilah yg boleh saya ambil jadikan teladan.tak dapat batu,korset pon jadilah.

ok.saya dah share jadi sekarang terpulang pada anda.serius x payah abis2 duit pi kat slimming centre mengarut tuh.gilos.kos saya nk kurus ni pon dalam rm600 utk 4 bulan.dan tempoh 1 bulan pertama diet adalah penentu keberjayaan anda!jgn putus asa kalo hilang 2 kg je sebulan setelah anda separuh nk mati berdiet.ekekekke..sebabnya kalo dah start hilang kg,lagi mudah lepas2 tu.

SELAMAT BERAMAL!sila kongsi ya kisah kejayaan anda pas ni!

masak memasak?

hari ni mak mentua i yg masak lunch.sbbnya aku tertido tak sedaq diri lepas solat subuh sampai kul 1030.dapat tido dalam 4 jam gitu okla..memandangkan dalam 48 jami sebelumnya aku tido 4 jam sahaja.seriyes saiko.dah rasa cam mayat hidup (bukan penagih dadah ok).bergerak tapi soulless..wahahha..ayat tak bley tahan betul.

tapi aku qadakan tugas memasakku belah petang.aku rasa family husband aku jenis yg metabolik tinggi.sekejap je dah lapo.tapi tape la depa kurus2.kalo cam aku ni.buat gaya depa mau jadi pokok renek herba (sendiri faham .ekekke).aku pon gorengla mee.kebetulan husband aku pi pasar borong selangor beli udang yg manis bangat dan mee kuning basah buatan makcik dr kelantan..halal gitu.aku buat satu pek tu habis.pak mertua aku semangat makan termasukla laki aku tu (lepas tu die sibuk nk udang tempura la plak) and mak mertua aku. husband aku ckp sdp..ahhaha aku ni mmg..aku rasala aku mmg pandai masak cuma aku malas jek..huhuahuahua.masa kat mesir,kawan husband aku makan karipap daging aku buat bertalu2 siap suh jual kat rumah selangor..amboii sampai gitu..ekkeke.. nk buat camna bang..istri mu ini bukannya apa..sibuk bangat dgn tesis.

slalunya kalo family husband aku dtg dr kedah,aku akan buat masak lomak nogori.tak kisahla ikan ke,ayam ke,daging ke.drang pulun la makan.asben aku cukup gomar.aku taruk cili padi sampai 14 biji..amek ko..trebakau usus!nak buat camna..dah darah noghori ado kek badan den ni hah.abah den org gomeh laher kek batu keke kolo pilah

anak2 aku,aku masak nasi goreng cheese + telur..drang mmg suka makan nasi goreng (cam aku gak.aku x suke sgt nasi berlauk).sebelum tu aku kukus pau kacang merah jek

aku tgk PIL kalo dok sini tenang je.takde nk buat perangai gaduh2 ke.kalo dok kampung tu ade jek huru haranya.aku da suh duk sekali sini.biaq harmoni keluarga. aku pon tak kesah.kalo nk amik maid pon rasa tenang sbb ada gak pengawasnya.nanti aku puujuk lagi l apak mertua aku ni. die bukannya apa,sayangkan projek bela itik mascovy die tu. siap bawak nk bg aku rasa..tapi aku x minat sangat itik.mungkin sbb masa kecik penah kene kejar itik kot.

konklusinya : aku masak sedap cuma malas jek..ahahhahah self promotion

suami rajin

semalam adalah hari yg sangat gumbira buatku.husbandku,ustaz najib dgn bermurah hatinya membuat semua kerja2 rumah : basuh kain,lipat baju,mop lantai,basuh pinggan mangkuk, buang sampah.dan aku?diberi tiket utk tido setelah aku tak tido satu malam bertungkus tumus dgn ms tesis.katanya suami aku;kesian dekat aku yang nampak pucat & bergelang mata macam panda.

sekali lagik:beginilah bahagia rasanya ada maid kan?tapi,my husband revisited his idea la plak.katanya xde privacy ada maid.alamak.jatuh berdebukla angan2 ku nk wat tesis di siang hari.

gemuk?

tidak perlu gemuk selepas kahwin.
kerana berlebihan berat badan akan mengundang banyak penyakit.
kurangkan 5% dr berat badan, anda akan mengurangkan hampir 40% risiko penyakit kardiovaskular dan diabetes.
mengapa perlu membahayakan diri?.
tiada alasan utk gemuk selepas kahwin.
yang penting kekuatan diri utk kekal sihat,menawan & da bomb!
mulakan sekarang!

maid

saya perlukan maid.
bukan sebab mengada2
sebab:

1. saya sibuk bangat.perlukan org tolong layan bb nafeesah saya semnetara saya sibuk (die merap nk dukung je tinggal dgn saya)
2. tolong proses lauk pauk,sayur mayur.
3. tolong basuh pinggan/basuh toilet/lap lantai/kerja2 rumah melibatkan air sabun (saya allergic segala mala jenis household chemical & latex gloves.saya ada foot & hand eczema.kalau kene eczema akan jadi & berlarutan bley infeccted ).
4. tolong kemas rumah sementara saya siapkan kerja tesiss ni.
5. saya da 3 minggu tidur 3-4 jam sehari.paling dasat 2 jam jek.
6. migraine tiap hari menyerang.badan makin mneyusut.rambut pon banyak gugur.
   

mnta tlg untuk tempoh 1 bulan dr in-law pon susah nk tolong. suami,sila bantu saya.saya pon keje gak.blaja plak tu.harap kasihani isterimu ini.harap suami faham.

sex education , anyone?

oprah never fails to amuse me.today,the talkshow discuss about the taboo thingy : sex
i just summarized on what the discussion is :

1.woman loves to be dominated.not just in intimacy,but also in life.bear on mind : in a peaceful way not abusive.and applied to spouse.example : buying and deciding what your wife should wear.
2.sexual intercourse heals arguments.
3.women are most attractive during ovulation.their voices are higher on pitch thus attracting men more.then,they produces pheromone called copulins that attracted men more.
mashaallah,this is the way Allah created us so that the baby making process followed naturally.
4.we are often attracted to the person with different MCH (forgive me for not remembering the full name) which means different set of immunisation system.In a easier word :susceptible to the other kind of diseases from you.
again mashaallah.no wonder Islam does not encourage marriage between close relatives since we tend to share the same MCH.
5.woman attracted to men with bigger wallet (ngehehehhe) rather than good look & sex appeal..you bet!!no wonder Trump got it!

eligible bachelor

i read cleo magazine just now.they are having piccas of 50 most eligible bachelor to be voted by the readers.so it is like i pon mencuci mata glancing on the bachelor's pics..muahaha..what a ..

talking about eligible bachelor.i might say that,im married to one of the most hunted eligible bachelor in al azhar during his years there.ekkekeke.okla.my husband ustaz najib mmg hensem pon.sampaikan arab sendiri bley cakap die arab syria.tak percaya die org malaysia.anak dara arab pon ade berkenan dgn dia.ye la bak kata kengkawan saya,ala ala bidadara dari syurga gitu.ada yg lebih kejam,bile tgk gamba die send thru email cakap ntah ntah mamat pakistan mana die cilok amik hanta kat ko..ekekkekeme plak rasa die muka set2 pakistan.which is i like.okay i have penchant for those with arabs & hindustani face ok.busted!teringat masa i still unsure whether nk accept ke tak his proposal,my sis,angah said: "ala long..amik je la ustaz najib tu..die tuh hensem ..org agama lagik.apa lagi ko nak?" (amboi angah berkobar ko ye)..the thing is i barely knew him.ye la.muka je ensem skali gigi rongak sme camna kan?masa belum kawen takkan la nk renung tilik habis kan. seriously,i couldnt even look at his face..malu weyhh!and the very first time we met June 2004.main nyorok2 kat KLIA.itupon my sis yg recognize his bushy hair.ngekekke..

and after married for 6 years,yeah we have arguments..mostly in a friendly way..coz me jenis yg suka argue n berdebat and he is sort of "im always right"amek ko!biasalah org utagha nih..otak die banyak auta juga!and one day i asked him , " why you married me?"
he answered " sayang lepaskan awak.lagipon awak tak kurus melidi + mata bulat".me: hah mata bulat?abang ni silap tengok ke apa? dan sampai skang walaupun saya da kurus.berat da 49kg & tinggi 157 cm pon die still panggil bulat..apala..bengang jugak..katanya..camna kurus pon awak , abang suka gak panggil bulat..apa sajalah bang..asalkan belikan i pakaian2 baru yg sesuai dgn size i yg baru nih..ekekekkek

i love :

i love : for personal care

clairol herbal essences with lavender for anti breaking hair for great smells & effectiveness
(duh,i sounds like drafting my thesis when the word effectiveness used)

secret garden body wash Orient with soymilk & rice
(sounds so tantalizing yet smells so lovely)

loreal white perfect skincare regime
(prevention is better than cure.sun accelerating ageing skin , sis!)

bodyshop moroccan rose ! voila

a penny spend is a 10% happier..woots!

today, I (pls emphasized it) decided to go shopping.

1.Kuala Lumpur international Book Festival
plan to buy 'how to read book' and hard-paper books for my kids , since Nuha kept asking "ummi,kakak suka buka yg kertas tebal."(translate:mom,i want a book with this hard-paper".
I am exempted.I know,people who read is people who is enlightened.I read but I just borrow it from my univ. library.It is FOC until I returned it late and have to pay the fine.Books nowadays are pricey.Im not going to 'terbang' those 'har-earned' money I blackmailed from my husband (ngehehehhe) to buy books which I can finished reading it in a day (and abstained all other housechores) and then just parked lazily on my bookcase.conclusion is im 'kedekut' (spendthrift) maa.

2.Jalan TAR
hunting some hijab for my kids.Their teacher asked them to wear it.I guess maybe for Iqra class.And plan to find some inner for them..Where to find?And since we'll heading to Jln TAR,i want to find some abaya for me..MUAHAHAHHAHA...(my husbnd will burst to tears!).And MUST stop @ SOGO.I WANT 1901 hotdogs!

3.IKEA
To find some on sale items.bedside table & coffee table perhaps.and maybe some unnecessary items that doesnt include on my lists.Im a neurotic buyer.ekekek.And will husband have their poached salmon?And I am addicted to their UTZ certfied cappucino..yummy and after that head-spinny!!

will all these objectives achieved?Ill run the test first and the findings will be reported later.TTFN

ubat gigi?bio beno

apakah ubat gigi pilihan anda ? ada banyak faktor anda memilih ubat gigi kan? ada yg nk memutihkan gigi yg kuning , ada yg utk gigi sensitif. saya ?saya UGUNDI Mu'min.Ada banyak jenama lain yg halal di pasaran Malaysia tapi saya suka yg di atas ni juga.sebabnya : die berpudina.pada hemat saya,tiadalah makna menggosok gigi jika takde chilling after-effect gitew. rasa cam berangin2 alaska sejuknya tu.selain itu rasa segar tu yg saya suka tu.walau x mandi , asal mulut segar pon jadikla.berbanding jenama lain,saya x berapa nk dpt after-effect gitu.apa pun setiap manusia ada pilihan masing2.yg pentingnya haruslah kerap menggosok gigi agar gigi anda tahan lama terutamanya bangun dari tido.jika tidak mengaum aromanya (terutama jika anda ada gigi rosak atau berlubang!)